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Fish Aren't Food

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via assume)

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

(via joshpecksvevo)

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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(Source: rnicrophone, via joshpecksvevo)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via joshpecksvevo)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

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